so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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