And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
