I wish I only lived at night.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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