shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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