Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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