dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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