i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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