please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
COCAINE IS GR8
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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