This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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