No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Randomize
