i don't like sucking hair
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Mom said you looked used
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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