real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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