Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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