But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
