with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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