shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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