the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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