just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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