just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I understand Curling. That high.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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