Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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