New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well I just put wine in my tea
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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