sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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