You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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