just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Did I show you my penis last night?
As shirtless as possible
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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