Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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