I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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