i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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