Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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