I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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