Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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