Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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