If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
