so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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