is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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