that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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