New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
