Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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