Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My vagina is very pro this idea
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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