She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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