he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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