i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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