Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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