I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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