and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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