yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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