So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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