I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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