I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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