I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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