It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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